sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S
my weapon of choice during school yard fights
- Either a compliment or an insult depending on the situation (via nessainky)
last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story
Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
Whoever that guy is, he’s the next Orson Welles.